Novel Writing Workshop @107 Projects

JSBreukelaar novel writing workshopVery exciting to be teaching a novel writing workshop at 107 Projects, Redfern. 107 Projects is an inner city parking garage transformed into a creative candy land by a small group of people dedicated to art, words, performance, community and the sustainable soul… What they have done, are doing, within this space is incredible, honored to be a very small part of it.

How to write a novel in 90 days: T= – 6

JS breukelaar pantsing

Later start than I would have liked for reasons not so much sleep related, but because we watched the recording of True Detective Ep7 “Black Maps and Hotel Rooms” when we got home after going to dinner. I really can’t see what getting Ray and Ani together will do for the story, and I can see what it won’t do, which is sustain any suspense about this coiled thing in their characters that lies in wait to bite them. That would have been more interesting than watching Ani throw herself at Ray, out of nowhere except YOUR DREAMS, DIRECTOR EX MACHINA, and him try and fight his better instincts with the same willpower I bring to a free vodka tasting in the duty free gauntlet at Sydney airport. And although I know it ties in ironically to the conversation between them about how maybe women are put on this earth for more than fucking, it baffles me that Pizzolatto isn’t capable of making the irony more interesting than how if you’re queer or a woman you always get fucked—even if you’re a State Investigator—and if you’re a big white guy with lots of money, even with the entire Russian mafia after you, you can still do the fucking.

But I digress. How to write a novel in 90 days, you ask? Before I do anything—and because this is just T = minus 6, and lift off is still five days off, I’ve emptied the coffee grinder and for the sake of all that is holy, replaced those cheap beans with a decent blend in preparation for the main event. For which I’m thinking I will need a plentiful supply of good coffee.

And pants.

How to write a novel in 90 days: t = -7

How to write a novel in 90 days?

This is me, reporting for preliminary duty, hot coffee and cold pizza on hand. Excited to be starting. To be writing and planning and about to enter this 90 Day vortex of the soul.

No time to explain, because fact is I only have two hours before paid work and teaching prep so just to prove I’m here is a picture of me, crusty make-up and frizzy hair and all:
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One thing. Ninety Days?
Another thing: Any excuse to eat cold pizza for breakfast.

Word count for the day: 1580.